These fucking critters are making me mad! I've tried everything to get rid of these little freaks. I've washed everything, I've fumigated every corner, but they just multiply. It's like a nightmare, I can't even sleep without being terrified. I'm losing my mind.
I need to get rid of these things before they drive me insane.
The Worst Damn Bed Bugs Ever
I woke up covered in bites. Itchy, burning, throbbing little welts all over my damn arms and legs. I figured it was mosquitos, you know? Happens every summer/fall. But then I saw them. Tiny, black specks scuttling across the mattress. I nearly puked.
It was a goddamn infestation.
- My apartment became a horror movie set.
- Every night was torture.
- Exterminators came and went, but the bugs just kept coming back
This was a Fucking bed bug full-blown war.
Get This Fucking Thing Off My Skin!
Sometimes, you just need to scream. A painful sensation is crawling all over his skin and nothing seems to help it. The feeling intensifies until you're at your wit's end, ready to rip the thing right off. It is like a swarm of ants, a thousand needles all attacking at once. Oh God get that fucking thing off my skin!
- How does everything get to be so torturous?
- I just want some relief!
These Damn Bed Bugs Are Driving Me Nuts
I swear to Jesus, if I see one more son of a bitch in my apartment/house/bedroom, I'm gonna lose it/snap/scream. I've tried everything, but these little bastards are winning. My I can't sleep, my itching like hell, and I'm about to explode. This hellhole has got to be over.
- Eradicate these bugs
- Sleep again
- Peace and quiet
Fucking Bed Bugs: The Curse of Modern Living
These tiny bastards are ruining our lives, man. They crawl into your bed and Feast on your life force. You wake up with swollen welts all over your flesh. It's a hellish experience.
Trying to kill these things is like fighting a war against insects. You spray, you vacuum, you throw out your furniture, but they always come back. It's enough to make you want to scream.
We need a solution. Bed bugs are a real pain in the ass and something needs to be {done{ about it.
Someone Help, I'm Being Attacked by Fucking Bed Bugs!
These freaking bugs are killing me!! I noticed them crawling and now they're everywhere. I {tried everything|scrambled| sprayed the whole place with bug spray but it's doing anything!! I don't know what to do! Please save me!
- How can I get rid of them?
- I itch so bad